TOTAL thread creep, and way doon the post later, cos I just got home from a 12 hour workday(whew! Im knackered!):

Little John? It's okay dearie, I never volunteer men I've not been intimately acquainted with to defend my honour-although ye seem an honourable enough fella, whom I would be proud tae have defend me! My Scot is Calach, who doesn't post much just now, cos he's too busy...but he did write a parody of 'Yellow on the Broom' that was on a thread a wee while ago and he's one of the folks organising a Scottish Mudcat gathering for later this month...oh, an he does a right fine job wi an airbrush as well ;-)!

BTW yersel'...did ya ken the wee lass Jen is noo understandin' yer blether an haverin an awh?? I'll be glad tae translate if ya need help...ya'll will jes hafta excuse my midwestern twang!