Perhaps Shame could actually do a videoblog. I have a broken cell phone I'd contribute. It doesn't have a camera but he'd never know because he has a hard time using any phone. He still calls "0" and has the operator connect him. When the operator answers Shame yells, "HELLO? CENTRAL?? LEMME TALK TO DON!!!! I GOTTA HAVE BAIL MONEY AGIN!!!!!"

How many hits would it garner in six months? It would depend how often Shame could scrounge computer use to look at his own video, so I'd guess at least three or four.