You fool, I AM the Living Spirit OF William Topaz McGonagall! That is why I am the Unconquerable Muse. I was unconquerable in life, when the World knew me as McGonagall, and I am unconquerable in death.

My rhymes are like an eternal Great Code of western civilization. They are all one really needs to know about art. I intend to post one of them here every now and then when I see you people straying from the mark and falling into sin. My words will bring you back into the fold as faithfull sheep and true servants of Christ...or they will caste you out into uttermost perdition! The choice is up to you. Listen and be saved! Or scoff...and meet your dreadful doom.