All right, LH. I shall do so. Here goes:

Shame, I am truly sorry that you're a despicable, scum-sucking, hog-molesting, louse-covered, pimply, pox-ridden, barely literate, innumerate, fetid, back-stabbing, rotting, dry-gulching, stinking, pus-filled, putrefying, brain dead, chancre on the otherwise fair face of anencephaly.

I really am sorry, you sorry SOB.