You must be seriously lackin' in self-confidence, Rap, to hafta go practicin' character assassination on someone like me. What is it that makes you so insecure? I feel sad fer you. You must really be hurtin' inside.

But, hey....insteada runnin' ME down and wastin' yer breath on tryin' to destroy MY reputation, why not tell the world what YOU have done in the last 50 years or so?

What amazin' and incredible stuff have YOU done that's worth rememberin'? Hmmmm?

Let's hear it. The public wants to know. Stand up like a man and give us yer best shot.

(WARNIN' TO ALL! There is about to be some incredible boastin' happenin' on this thread! Get ready, folks. It will be bizarre, astoundin', and almost none of it will be true, so take a stiff drink and prepare yerselves. Rap is about to sound off...)

KREE-GAH!!! Ook! Ook! ;-D