Nice try, buddy. Look, I wasn't born yesterday, and my Momma didn't get drunk every day when she was carryin' me neither. I have already done some investigatin', see? I already know a lot of that stuff you said, and the rest fits just right, so I think you were tellin' the truth. You did leave out the part about waterin' down the lemon juice when you were sellin' it on the sidewalk, so as to make bigger profits and take advantage of people's good intentions towards a little kid...but I can understand why you didn't mention that part, cos it's kind of embarrassin', right?

- Chongo