Ian, just for clarification: the lyrics on My Songbook came from me, copied off the sleeve of "Home For A While", where Iain recorded the song. It's quite clearly 'Mame' there, and the title is given as Pearl-Handled Pocket Knife. Must have been a late night when Iain gave you the words :-).

I've no notes on the song, and no idea who Fort and Hutchins are, incidentally. Anyway, the song is hilarious, particularly done by Iain in his unique understated way. Thanks, Ross, for dragging it up!