The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #145056 Message #3354382
Posted By: Rapparee
22-May-12 - 01:53 PM
Thread Name: BS: American rough..?
Subject: RE: BS: American rough..?
Too dumb to pour piss out of a boot with the directions on the heel.
So bad Hell won't take him because he'd take over.
Too dumb to pour sand down a rat hole.
Couldn't find his butt with both hands, a flashlight, a map, and a mission statement.
Stinks bad enough to drive a buzzard off a gut wagon.
He'd steal his mother's pension.
Crookeder than a dog's hind leg.
Mean enough to kick a new-born puppy.