The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #38279   Message #3355955
Posted By: GUEST,Dead Henry
26-May-12 - 03:36 PM
Thread Name: Lyr Req: Has Anybody Seen J.C.?
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Has Anybody Seen J.C.?
My recollection from about 1967:

Five foot nine from Palestine,
Changes water into wine.
Has anybody seen my lord?

Beard of red, raise the dead,
Crown of thorns upon his head.
Has anybody seen my lord?

Now if you happen to
Run into
A five-foot nine Jew.
Goin' up a hill
Against his will.
Don't help him, just pay the lumber bill.

Well ain't he boss,
Ain't he cool.
Watch him walk on your swimming pool.
Has anybody seen my...
Anybody seen my....
Has anybody seen my lord?