Reminds me of a story... A very learned man was driving by the state mental hospital when one of the wheels came off his car... Just happened that one of the hospital's patient's was walking the fence line and witnessed the event... The learned man got out of his car, retrieved the wheel and rolled it back to the car where he stood by his now opened trunk scratching his head trying to figure out how to reinstall it with the lug nuts missing that were holdin' it on...

"Excuse me, sir", said the mental patient thru the chain-link fence, "but if you take one lug nut off each of the other wheels you can install it and get to where you are going..."

The leaned man looked over at the hospital patient and said, "How could you know that??? You're in a state mental hospital" to which the patient shot back...

..."I may be nuts but I ain't stupid..."

Liked the Jimmy Durante song, BTW...

B;~)