Look abroad, including that most ancient of republics acrossthe Atlantic, and consider whether there is any reason at all to imagine that getting rid of the hereditary monarchy would do anything whatsoever to make us a more equal society.

It's a pretty ridiculous system, true enough, but that's its best quality. One person at the heart of it who seems to be fully aware of this is that amiable eccentric Prince Charles, who generates such rage from so many people. It's something that seems to unite many ardent monarchists and fervent republicans.

I think Charles would make an enjoyable public figure as King. Prince William I fear would be rather a bore.