"Right now I'm watching some not-particularly-talented bimbo jump around saying, 'I wanna F-U - I wanna F-U - I wanna F-U F-U funk!' Or something like that. Pretty classy, anyway. At least I can sigh and roll my eyes, and change the channel - she has to pretend she's enjoying it ...."...I'm sure, meself, I heard a miracle just before that - Kylie's voice came through the sound-system before Shirley stopped straining..?!