I tried the supositories as well - for all the good they did I might well have shoved them up my....

If you are anywhere near the north of England try a go on the 'Big One' at Blackpool funfair - certainly put the s**ts up me!

Joking aside - I would recommend a visit to the Doctors before trying anything - Don't mess with your internal workings unless you know what you are doing!

Cheers and get better soon

D the G