And, shamefully, 'tis the Beeb who seem to be the main cheerleaders these days. Not only do they lavishly "do" all the royal events, commentated on routinely by bunches of cheerily-inane sycophants, but they do lots of extra programmes about 'em too. Why, there was another one on only last night about "William at 30" or something which was about as buttock-clenching as you could wish for (at least, the five-minute chunk of it that I actually saw was). Speaking of the Beeb and buttocks, the former has a "royal correspondent", Nicholas Witchell, who appears to permanently reside up the Queen's latters.