"Piss off"; "slimeball"; "obscene" ...

Why, Jim, in pursuing your perfectly tenable, tho clearly far from indisputable, views on this topic do you have to be so persistently & distressingly RUDE? It alienates good will from your arguments, and from yourself. I know you have this funny joke about my being K's 'fairy godmother' ~~ I have never met Keith, & I haven't quite worked out yet quite what you mean by it, but at least it isn't as foulmouthed as so many of your denunciations; which, I would point out, are in marked contrast to the unfailingly courteous tone of Keith's entries. I have cast no spell on him to make it so; but I warn you again that if you don't wash your mouth out with soap you will not be fit to go to the ball...

Now, seriously, I do genuinely think it would advantage you to mind your manners and not be such an unmannerly pig ~~ which appears the image you seem for some reason thus far intent on cultivating.

I say all this for your own good, you know. You will thank me when you have grown out of this irritating phase, I promise.

~Michael~