Squurrels ain't got nothin' to do with it neether way! Rap is a idiot. That is alls you got to know about it. He wants to flippin' DIE when he thinks about me becoz I am so cool and he is, like, a total looser, eh? I live in North Flippin' Ontario! He lives in Ida-flippin'-Ho...a place that was named for a flippin' Indian hooker back in, like, 1600 or whenever the flip it was. She was the one that helped Jerry Lewis and Dick Clark find the Rocky Mountains, eh? Or...maybe it was the Pacific Ocean? Or the Castaids? Anyways, she was the one. They said "Who the flip are you?" when they seen her on the shore and she said "I da ho." And she was! She would flippin' do it with anyone for less than a dime, eh? Sure..a dime could buy a meal back then. Still, pretty flippin' sleezy beehavyer if ya ask me. Girls were not easy to find out west then, so they tooken her with them all the way to Calfirnia and the rest is histry, eh?

- Shane