I saw a scurrilous squirrel scampering in Skagway once. Poor thing was lost. Turned out it made a wrong turn at Moosejaw -- it was supposed to go to Blind River, Ontario and store Shame and other nuts away for the winter. I turned it over to PETA. Perhaps...Shame, what's your address? I could turn YOU over to PETA...no, I can't. They'd neuter you, and then euthanize you because you're unadoptable and I wouldn't want that on my conscience. But the neutering is a good idea...maybe with a stump and a sledge hammer...hmmm...I wonder if Little Tony is still living in Toronto....