I got a father
And here's how it goes.
Shaving' 'tother day
He cut off his nose!
Slapped it back on upside down
Now every t,Imelda it drizzles
Papa almost drowns! ....

I got a brother
His name was Bill.
He rode in a saddle at Bunker Hill.
The battle was hot but this I'll vow
It''s a dern sight hotter where Bill is now!