The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #2998   Message #3364130
Posted By: GUEST,Pete
16-Jun-12 - 08:42 AM
Thread Name: Naughty kids' greatest hits II
Subject: RE: Naughty kids' greatest hits II
The boy stood on the burning deck,
A string of sausage 'round his neck,
A squashed tomato in his eye,
And there he stood, prepared to die.

One my parents recited from their youth in England (1940's or thereabouts).