That reminds me of the local support group: Lonesome Home Despots

It's for home despots who have been deprived of their primary role in life when the people living with them all moved away and left them alone, rattling around in an empty house with no one else to rule over despotically.

Can you imagine the despair and feelings of purposelessness that follow? Think of Hitler or Mussolini trapped on an island with no other people around to command and you get the picture.

A lonesome home despot can, of course, get a dog or cat to boss around...dog usually works better for this...but it's nothing more than a bandaid approach to what is really a very serious and devastating psychological problem.

Lonesome Home Despots often react to their plight by viciously defending their outdoor property against all trespassers such as squirrels, birds, dogs, cats, chipmunks, bugs, neighbours, and worst of all...the neighbours' children!!!!!!! (regarding the latter, though, they are much less common than they once were, because most of them are sitting indoors at home playing video games all day rather than playing outside)

Are you a lonesome home despot with no one else around anymore to bully and pick on? Contact the LHDAA and get help now before it's too late!