The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #45412 Message #3364483
Posted By: GUEST,BrunoTheManc
17-Jun-12 - 06:18 AM
Thread Name: Folklore: Similes for Today
Subject: RE: Folklore: Similes for Today
As tight as / Fits like a nun's knicker leg Fits' like a Burton's shirt As steady as an MFI wardrobe About as useful as Anne Franck's drumkit As useful as a frozen fireguard As useless as a one-legged man at an arse-kicking party