MMario, I ain't worried about being right, and I did post with the doubt benefit added. I just think that if this is one of the vanishing new members who isn't really a new member at all, and wanted to see if we'd all post helpful, self-revelatory sh*t (hahahhh!) it's one of the better runs at this sort of thing (runs!!!) and so I am kinda intrigued about it as a phenomenon.

And I was ready for some light stuff too, and I think either waya it's clear-- his problem is just that as Warren Zevon sez, his Sh*t's F*cked Up.

To tell you the truth (just between us, MMario), sometimes I am tempted to try a few hijinks myself. But (sigh) for the good of the forum (sigh) I always resist. Well usually I do.

And if it is really a new member, I am equally fascinated. I mean Spaw is getting kinda old. Maybe he could use a little support... you know, not an apprentice ezzackly, that's not fair to Bun, but two or three like Spaw could be interesting. Maybe Bun is his cousin??? See, I USED to think there was no one like Spaw, but then he suggested I get to know Cletus and Paw, and I realized there could be a lot more like that out there than I had contemplated.

So Bun? Wow!!! Constipated huh?? No shit!!!

Oh and that Freddie guy would be brand new, too, although he has posted to other threads-- so welcome, LFF(aw)!

~Susan