It seems there was this plane crash on a farm in the North of England, and when the rescue services got there they found a burned out plane, but no bodies,......Not One!

A team from Special Branch appeared and started looking around, and they realised that there was a farmer ploughing in the next field, apparently oblivious to what was going on.

They walked over to him and shouted at him to cut the tractor engine, then asked if he had seen the crash. Yep,...he saw it!

What happened to the people? "I buried 'em!"

One of the team said "Tony Blair was on that plane, are you sure he was dead?"

Said the farmer "Weeell! He kept telling me he wasn't, but you know what a lying bastard he was."

Don T.