Dear Mudcat Forum.

I never believed these letter until it actually happened to me. I was working at a Spanish fly factory in a small Midwestern town when a busload of student nurses broke down on its way back from a tour of the Catspaw Erotica and Phallic Art Museum.

I was not confident that I would have the stamina. But here's where years of "no hands" push-ups while "reading the articles" in girly magazines would finally pay off....