IF not for Mom,
Man I wouldn't have no fun
Life would be so darn humdrum
No where left to beat my drum
With great aplomb,
If not for Mom.

If not for Mom,
I would never have much joy
Be a sober-sided boy
Wouldn't have a favorite toy
To call "the bomb",
If not for Mom.

When the ordinary world
Has grown too tedious and dry
I can browse the world of Mom,
To lift my spirits higgghhh, ohhhhh

If not for Mom
There wouldn't be no Little Hawk
Or Rapparree to carp and squawk
To make you wonder where he's really coming frooom
If not for Mom.
If not for Mom.
If no-o-o-ot for Mo-o-o-o-o-mmmmm.