I needed some new stage gear, My wife said , Go to Chums for the pants, and Cotton Traders for the shirt....they've got your sizes!

And I said, Well actually dear, I want to make statement this time. A bold statement. I saw Nerys Hughes in The Liverbirds on telly this morning - and its a look that I feel I could carry off - just like Nerys - chaste, but full of fun. A suede mini skirt - I wouldn't bother with tights....just spray tan - a glimpse of dazzling white panties, maybe a seethru gusset....just a nice girl, who happens to turn everyone on!

My wife said. Al...you know your gigs, its no use turning up looking just like the audience.....