I `ad that Berlusconi in my cab last night. `e `ad just come out from one of `is "Bunga Bunga" parties up West. `e looked well down in the dumps, just as if `e`d spilled `is Valplolicello in `is spaghetti.
I said, " Morning Luigi, why so glum? You ought`a be cock-a-`oop with Italy turning the Bosch over in the semi`s last night."
`e said. "Mama Mia Jeem. There is-a no chance-a of getting-a the dosh-a out of-a Angela Merkl now-a!!"

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