Well Liz, a lot of things happen on trains.

This guy had to go real bad but the toilet was broken and he couldn't use it. In a panic, the only thing he could think of was to hang his ass out the window and "let fly." The train was travelling along a rural section of track and two bums were walking along the tracks as the train passed with the guy's butt hanging out the window. Both of them are hit and splattered and knocked to the ground. As they get to their feet the one bum says, "Gawddam!! What the hell kinda' tobacco was that guy chewin'?" The other turns to him and with a look of awe said, "I dunno'....But did you see the lips on that motherfucker?"

Spaw