FULA???

I am president of FEMA and, a mucatter who shall not be named, is VP of FEMA... Fuck Em All. FEMA was begun some years ago in response to trolls and nasties that inhabited this hallowed Cafe. We have many followers, even tho only two are chartered as actual members. There are fellows of the order and they include management and regulars.

We have sent many trolls and nasties packing. Well, just upward of a dozen really badasses so far. Some were trounced with the aid of management and some were simply drummed out because they were uneasy with being on public display for stupidity and obviously being trolls and nasties.

You are welcome.

If, in future, you wish to join our cry.... FEEEEEMAAAAA!, feel free to do so. However, there is no "application", there is no membership... ya just gotta ignore the trolls until ya just can't do it anymore and then join THE CRY! by publically humiliating them by pointing out their posts. Trolls and nasties hate it when they are caught in their own shit.

No. Indeed. That ain't news. Just thought I would mention FEMA. As president, I am proud of the works we have acheived over the years.

I could post the names of the assholes "we" got rid of but that would be self laudatory and my back is sore from all the pats I have received in the past.

Well... that was a gobble, wasn't it? I think I'll have another ale.