I've dug out the record I've got. It's on one side of a 10" Regal Zonophone 78. Buddy Williams. It seems to be on the same theme as the extended monologue. Just more tune and less pain. I could play it through the phone, or if you want the basic tune, sing it, God help us.   Otherwise could wait a while until our local radio station is ready for internet and let them play it at a pre-arranged time. D.