It's awfully warm even down here by the sea, Mom. I strode half-way acroos Tijuana this morning to have my gumline cut open in order to insert a whoosie in the implanted whatsis so they can take an impression and use the whoosie as the anchor for a crossing bridge. This allows germs to safely walk from one side of my mouth to the other without getting hit by my tongue when it thrashes about.


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