Yeah, and the rules of grammar and punctuation are jokes, too. Too bad I wasted so much time learning them. If I had spent more time studying politics instead, I might feel empowered, like GUEST.

All seriousness aside (as Steverino used to say), may I point out one thing? If it weren't for the electoral college, we'd be having a recounts ALL OVER THE UNITED STATES, not just in Florida.