"How will we ever Know?"

You never will! You may hear that Fred Bloggs (or whoever), formerly better known among a small circle of friends in Wath-on-Dearne (or wherever), has done the odd paid slot and sold a few downloads and is widely thought to be "quite good", but you'll never know it was me. Put it another way, now that I've owned up to being a snivelling fame-whore with a weirdly passive-aggressive aversion to asking anyone for anything, there's no way I'm telling you who I REALLY am. I just have to hope nobody's sussed me already (or if they do that they keep quiet).