Salvation Army, Salvation Army
Throw a nickle in the drum
save another drunken bum
salvation army, salvation army

In my town all the girls change behind a brick wall
Booo
But the wall is only knee high
Yaaaayyy

Salvation Army....

In my town there is only one bar
boo
but the bar is 3 miles long
yaaa

Chorus

In my town all the girls wear grass skirts
booo
but all the boys have weed whackers
yaaaaa