Problem is, whenever someone offers Chongo a retainer (the money kind, not the dental kind) they have to be wearing silk or nylon stocking so he can think about the sound the stockings make when that person crosses their long, shapely, legs (high heels are also a requirement). Then they have to take out a cigarette and put it between crimson lips and as he lights it for them they have to raise their eyes seductively.

Well, I've got some silk long johns for really cold weather but I usually wear heavy pants over them. I gave up smoking back in 1985, and I've never raised my glims seductively for anyone. What I do have is heat, and if a certain chuimp tees me off enough I'll cap him, whether he's someone's canny date or not.