Come on now, Eliza. Celebs' private lives are open season. We make them as rich as Croesus and all they have to do in return is be bloody careful as to what they say in front of whom. I think it's quite healthy that we can find out what these paragons are really like (unless you want to think that all kings, queens, princes and princesses lead fairy storybook lives and you don't want the bubble pricked). And let me just ask you this. What is more ungentlemanly, his declaring that he wants to be a tampon in his wife's, er, wellyouknow, or me just mentioning the unsavoury fact, when it's has been in the public domain anyway for many a long year? Regard it not so much as ungentlemanly but more as a corrective to the outpouring of gushing sycophancy that infests this thread.

As for you, Don, you appear to think that the more you call people who disagree with you liars, the more it makes them liars. Poor chap. Turn the record over.