Okay, I'm gonna be blunt, Bobert. When you accuse Chongo of flingin' poop, it's like you were saying to a Black man: "Hey, boy! You want a nice fresh watermelon to munch on while you wait around for the welfare check to arrive?"

Whaddya think is gonna happen?

And he does not use AK-47's! He uses a Thompson submachine gun and a model M1911 Colt .45 pistol. I mean, those are his favorites. He's got some other handguns too, but those 2 are the ones he prefers. The Colt is for ordinary days, and fits nicely inside his jacket. The Thompson is for more difficult days when the opposition is a bit nastier (or numerous) than usual.