I just checked the patent office, Chongz, and it says the only thing you got a patent for is poo-chuckin'...

As fir my junk sinkin' like a rock??? Wake up, Chongz!!! Yer dreaming... My junk "floats like a butterfly and stings like a bee"... Bet you think you patented that phrase, too... No, it was Mohammad Ali...

B~