Read carefully, Bobert. And don't confuse me with the large numbers of voters who think Obama's gunning for their roscoes right now.

From a real newspaper:

http://www.csmonitor.com/USA/Politics/2012/0723/Colorado-shooting-Why-calling-Obama-anti-gun-is-smart-politics

"Now the argument by gun-rights advocates is this: If Obama is reelected, he will have no more elections to worry about, and then he will show his true colors on guns. This was the message promoted by NRA Executive Vice President Wayne LaPierre at the Conservative Political Action Conference last February.

" 'All that first-term lip service to gun owners is just part of a massive Obama conspiracy to deceive voters and hide his true intentions to destroy the Second Amendment in his second term,' Mr. LaPierre said to thunderous applause."

Note the audience-friendly phrase, "massive Obama conspiracy."