Geordie marine recruit comes to CTRMC Lympstone. First night out ashore the guys hit the local night club. After a couple of hours all his mtes are getting dances....but he is hetting rejected after his chat up line. he asks them how they do it' first be polite, then find something to compliment them about' he is told. he politely asks a girl to dance, then is getting nowhwere....one of his mates whispers ' find something to compliment her about....he says ' hey ya don't sweat much...for a fat girl!'

When he finally learned the art he managed to get a girl back to her flat. As they looked into each others eyes he says ' Aye, your'e a bonny lass' ' what do you mean 'Bonny' don't you like me?' she asks. Naw its a geordie word it means I like ya. She pulls off her top, revealing her breasts ' Hi, what a pair of Bobby dazzlers!' he exclaims. 'Whats that mean...don't you like my tits?'she cries. Naw lass, its a geordie phrase it means they're great' she takes off her knickers revealing her genitalia...' Hi, that's a canny'un' he says. 'Is that another geordie word? she asks. No, he says 'I think its American!'