I can parrock, I can twin and cheat them with a skin,
I can write a lovely song with these words all used therein.
What would the answer be if we could ask old Willie Scott,
I think he'd say the whole affair's a storm in a teapot.
Or would he? Is a teapot in the average shepherd's kit?
(I'll check it out on Google and I'll tell you in a bit).
The answer is a gig where both Sedayne and Dick appear
Where they can work the whole thing out over crisps and beer.