In my cartoon collection I have a number of Andy Capp strips cut from the paper of the day. I think I also have a book or 2.

my 2 favourites -

Flo's tall & broad friend says she "tips the scales at 12 stone" Andy mutters "Tip? she must bribe 'em!"

Andy gives his paper to young woman in the pub, Chalkie reminds him Flo wanted to clip out a recipe. Andy replies with the universal truth "No woman lives long enough to make all the recipes she clips from the paper"

I look forward to the article

sandra