And the princess went shopping and then went shopping again, spent many happy evenings in her flat with her mates giggling and eating choccies, never ironed a shirt or tended a man-flu patient, grew fat and didn't care, enjoyed very much finding her toilet seat down, filled her wardrobe with a hundred pairs of nice shoes, had six fluffy cats, and kept well away from people with willies, and she too lived happily ever after...