YES!! It's open!!! And all of the sports are on the greensward, where do not have to participate or watch and which is under a Dome Of Silence. But there are some interesting "venues," such as: javelin catching, the discus dodge, low jumps, pole waltzing, roller tennis, the equestrian scoop, synchronizing spinning, lawn boweling, skateboard sabre, tossing the cookies, sh*t put, footbowel, mosey racing, and for the really adventurous, the napathon. And these don't even include the "Spaw Specials!"

Inside, of course, is the jello pit (Hi, Squiddy!) and rest of the usual features. No television and no electronic reception of any kind. Just the murmur of conversation, the sound of drinks poured and consumed, the occasional scream from the jello pit, and the click of chips, the dealing of cards, and the random gunshot when someone has been caught stacking the deck.

Barwench, a pint of Bad Frog, please.