"Are you afraid I'll force you to swallow some Easy-Off Oven Cleaner or Sani-Flush or Comet?"

No. I was worried about the germs. But, you have clarified that. I use soap, vinegar, baking soda, canola oil... the only "commercial" cleansers I use are Comet, Mr. Clean and Vim (the Vim that is not corrosive... it's full of lemon juice). Oh, and bleach when I wash my kitchen cloths. And alcohol on wounds - I could use peroxide but that's for pussies. If it doesn't hurt like a mother when you wash a wound, how do you know it's working?