Geez, Rap...you were brought up in one of them Catholic schools? With the big nuns whackin' you with rulers and stealin' yer pants and generally terrorizin' you?

Man, that explains a lot. I feel a new depth of compassion and understandin' for you that I never have before. I gotta cut you some slack in future, cos you gotta be sufferin' way worse from the past traumas than I had expected. I mean, hey, I hadda grow up in the jungle, menaced by predators and tribal hunters, and sleepin' out in the rain...but I had it easy compared to you!

- Chongo