'Actually, as of about 2007, the UK makes more types of cheese than France does.'

I'm not sure its something we should really encourage. Since we came to live in Dorset, Ive never seen so many different cheeses as they have at the local market. Got to face facts....lancashire, Cheshire, Cheddar, Red Leicester, Caerphilly.....its enough.

This local Blue Vinny stuff, you couldn't even clean your bike with it. The smell is an environmental nightmare. Imagine a world smelling of that.

Still, I suppose its better than them beating up old ladies....marginally.