Quite unlike Cockercunt, then, who is obviously a shining intellect capable of instantly evaluating objectively any argument or situation and coming to an infallible judgment.

I rarely use such locutions on this forum; but, even here, I rarely come across quite such crass conceited cuntishness.

You're a disgrace, old boy, and a hypocrite to boot. I seem to recall your high-minded "righteous indignation" a few weeks ago arising from far milder criticism of your good self than this. I recommend a cold bath and another bottle or two of the cheap whisky that brought about this tirade. You never know - it might just keep you quiet.