I find Chongo much realer than Rap's delusionary excesses. Why? Well, he's more modest, that's why. Rapparee needs to attend a self-help course to cure himself of monumental grandiosity.

As for you, Amos, your continued attacks upon poor Chongo do you no credit, but reveal a nasty undercurrent of specist prejudice that is as shameful as it is uncalled for. Only a heartfelt apology can clear the air. I hope you realize that, my good man.