Does anyone remember a honky tonk piano player named "Ragtime Bob Darch", He used to play at the Silver Rail, and the Hayloft,25 to 30 years ago, in Toronto. He sang a song about a man picking up a pretty girl in a bar, only to get her home to find out that all het best atributes were fake.The only line I remember is "and above her solarplexis she was flat as central Texas, and her great big chest was hanging on the chair" It could have a title like "she was a great big chested woman".Any help with lyrics and chords or a source for the song itself would be appreciated. Thanks in advance.